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10-01-99
It's Friday, it's been a bad week, and boy, how much do I hate Princess Gina? Since you poor children have suffered so much of the Harriman Ball boredom this week, I once again bring you a blast from the recent past -- the day Nicholas Alamain came back to Salem.
Nicholas Alamain has just arrived in Salem to visit Aunt Vivian.
Nick: Hi Aunt Viv!
Vivian: Hello Nicholas.
Nick: Now that we've exchanged pleasantries, may I go find someone to hook up with?
Vivian: That's a good boy...try the Cheatin' Heart -- here, Bo will take you.
Nick: (Sighs deeply and raises an eyebrow): Thanks.
Celeste: Oh God, not another one.
On the way to the Cheatin' Heart, Bo and Nicholas run into Gope at Salem Place.
Nick: Hey, it's Princess Gina in street clothes.
Gope: (burns him with her cigarette)
Nick: Ow!!!
Gope: Did I just burn you with a cigarette that I don't smoke?
Bo: Hey, did he just call you Gina?
Gope: Uh, no?
Bo: Okay, just checking. I deduce something different about you, Hope.
Gope: What could be different? (She hugs Bo, slipping the cigarette in his back pocket.)
Bo: Did you do something to your hair?
Gope: Hey, there's Billie. Later, suckers.
Nick: Uh, Bo, your butt is on fire.
Bo: We don't allow homosexuality on this show, young man.
Meanwhile, Carrie confesses her sins to Marlena at the penthouse.
Carrie: Marlena, I slept with Mike.
Marlena: You lucky bitch.
Carrie: Marlena, I broke my marriage vows.
Marlena: Poor Carrie, two really hot guys have slept with her and here she is pouting to her stepmother. I feel so sorry for her.
Carrie: Hope, is that you?
Gope: Damn, I knew this Marlena disguise would get seen through.
Over at Salem Place, Billie and Greta discuss the compact.
Billie: G, G for Georgia, my baby that Hope and Bo caused me to lose. All I have to remind me of her is this silver compact that I randomly found.
Greta: But the compact is Hope's! Don't you want Hope to get her memory back and reconcile with Bo?
Billie: Sure, that's exactly what I dream of every night.
At the park, John and Marlena play with the children.
John: Let's play your favorite game, Brady.
Brady: (complete silence)
Marlena: Of course, hide-and-seek.
John: Brady, you be it, since I can't count to ten.
Belle: And that's a fact.
Austin and Eric talk over coffee at Java Café.
Austin: Isn't it nice, talking over coffee, just the guys?
Eric: Gosh, why didn't we do this more while growing up?
Austin: Well, Curtis was beating the crap out of me, and you were at school in "Colorado".
Eric: Oh yeah.
Austin: Hey, did I tell you that Carrie slept with Mike?
Eric: Mike has nothing on you. His thighs are so much bigger, and have you seen his butt lately? Huge. Blew up like a bloated cow.
Austin: You think?
Eric: Honey, I know.
And the credits roll...
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