Oh My God, What Is Up With Carrie's Hair???
I've tried to stay silent about this subject, but I can't any longer! What is going on with Carrie's hair? I don't think I've ever seen it look good, and I've been watching for 5 years! Even Marlena's hair looks good sometimes, but the Carrie situation has reached epidemic proportions. Like a reporter at a car wreck, I feel the need to document this tragedy. So, on this page you'll get a day-by-day (Salem Screwed-Up Time, of course!) recap of what evil 'do Carrie is sporting and it's 1-10 rating on the Hair-O-Meter. This account will start on.... September 17, 1999. Let the cringing begin......
*The Almighty Hair-O-Meter*
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10. there's no hope. Set up the guillotine.
9. get that woman a hat, for Christ's sake!
8. rotf, shaking-with-laughter awful!!!!
7. how many colors are on her head anyway?
6. somebody went overboard with the mousse..
5. only somewhat skanky
4. a bit unwashed and uncombed
3. decent enough to be seen in public
2. good enough to eat at Tuscany's or PHG
1. actually NICE-looking (whoa!)
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11-12-99
(evening SST)Whoops, did I fall asleep and miss a month of DROOL? My b. :) Anyway, Carrie's hair looked pretty nice today. When I recovered from the shock, I decided to give her a.....*2*. You heard right! I don't know why - just in a generous mood, I guess. I hope she doesn't disappoint me!
10-19-99
(I have no idea what time it's supposed to be!)To be honest, Carrie's hair has looked semi-decent for the past couple of days. But that shirt is really starting to get on my nerves so I'm slapping her with a 5. Did she get something done and is trying to advertise her investment? Or did she and Billie start swapping skankwear? Whatever the reason, her outfit is hideous.
10-11-99
(midday SST) Matt: I'm not supposed to mess with this page, but I had to say that everything about Carrie looked good today, despite the fifties outfit. She was looking pretty scrump-o-licious (*Mandi interjection:"Scrump-o-WHAT?" *), and I'd give her a 3, just because that barrette in her hair looked a little dangerous, like it could eat someone.
10-8-99
(midday SST) Carrie's hair today was pretty decent - at least it broke free of that hideous ponytail she's been wearing for the last month. The Hair-O-Meter awards it a 4.
9-27-99
(evening SST) Surprisingly, today Carrie's hair shoots up to a 1 on the Hair-O-Meter! But of course, that's because Carrie wasn't actually ON the show today. :) Believe me, the less we see of that mop, the better!!
9-23-99
(midday SST) Ok, it's been almost a week, and Carrie STILL has the same hairstyle. I was lenient before, but I must say that it's getting old real quick. So I'm dropping Carrie's hair rating down to a 7, b/c it's starting to get on my nerves. And it gives her Spock ears to boot!
9-17-99:
(morning, SST) Carrie's hair was kind of slicked back today into a low ponytail. Amazingly, it didn't look so bad! About a 4 on the Hair-O-Meter, to account for the greasy look.
It's been  days since Carrie's hair last looked nice
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