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11-15-99
by Matt
Here's the latest gossip on what may or may not take place in Salem. Of course, you know this is the gospel truth...I would NEVER make up outlandish lies and post them on this page for my own edification.
This Week's Spoilers
The continuing saga of "Who Will Belle Take to the Salem High Booty Call?" takes a dramatic twist when Belle reveals she is really going with Stefano, who promptly kidnaps her. Unfortunately for Belle, John and Marlena are too busy having rabbit-like sex to notice that she's missing.
Mike and Carrie ride off into the sunset, but return within five minutes after they realize that the horse can't see in the dark.
Marlena continues "Hope's" therapy, but is forced to stop when she strangles a hypnotized fakeHope during a subsex memory. Although Lexie, Brandon, Craig, and Nancy hear fakeHope screaming for help, they all decide "it's for the best" not to disturb client/shrink confidentiality.
Lexie continues taking pregnancy tests, still under the impression that french kissing can get you pregnant.
Austin and Sami attempt to have a serious discussion, but Austin's difficulty with phonetics disgusts Sami. She returns to her former evil scheming, but this time, she tries to reunite Austin and Carrie so she can have Mike all to herself.
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